TO ALL GAF MEMBERS
FROM: Gen. E. Skoda, GAF HQ
Fwd: Detach Detachment
It has come to my attention that Sasha Wheaton, First Lieutenant of Detach Detachment, has, unknowingly and without authorization from GAF command, not only written an autobiographical expose of herself and her time with the GAF, but has arranged for its publication.
Let me remind ALL GAF members, especially the miscreants of Detach Detachment, that it is AGAINST GAF POLICY to reveal the intricacies of cadet training or of operations management and logistics. To do so is in direct violation of GAGA Security Policy 1-1A and is also a court-martialable offense.
It is also a matter for the disciplinary board to gain any profit from the trade in secrets or logistical information pertaining to GAF.
BOTH OFFENSES MAY RESULT IN SUMMARY DETENTION ON A PRISON PLANET OR, IF NECESSARY, FIRING SQUAD.
Having reminded all GAF Members of these policies, I will announce that ANY GAF MEMBER who publishes or arranges to publish any information pertaining to their tour that is not on the public record will be hit with the entire book- as many times as I can throw it.
GAFJAG has thoroughly investigated the proof of Lt. Wheaton’s autobiography and has determined that all GAF-related events in it have indeed been completed documented already by the Galactic media, and so there will not be any charges laid against her for the publication of her seamy autobiography. However, GAF HQ strongly discourages any autobiographical communication with the galactic media in the interests of security. STRONGLY discourages.
Let me also add that any interviews expounding on autobiographical works that reveal GAF policy or secrets not on the public record will be grounds for similar disciplinary action.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Gen. Emil Skoda, GAF HQ